Things that make other people go "ooh"

From:
http://members.boardhost.com/DT3rd/msg/1149290201.html

"The Editors" vomited:

> We were forced to ban the infamous 'g33thug' - a fanatical
> defender of IBC - after deleting his posts (deletions protested
> by Josh D, you will recall).

How's that for media inaccuracy?

The wankers couldn't even spell my nick right.

And what *forced* them to ban me?