warszawa aka boresabore

The most numpty of the ConspiroNumpties hit rock bottom today by appealing to the owner of the Persistence of Vision message board to protect him from being stalked:

• MODFATHER: This TROLL won't stop stalking me.
  Posted by warszawa on March 29, 2007, 19:18:54, in reply to "What are you after? My phone number?"
  
  "you are in real-life a complete non-entity who pulls his "Captain TruthSeeker" underpants over his trousers" (etc.)
  
  Modfather, could you please either tell me precisely what is "constructive" about this post (or indeed any other by Thuglet), or else tell this sad, anonymous, passive-aggressive, attention-seeking entity to stop breathing kebab-fumes through my letter-box. Thank you.

Sadly the post has been replaced with a moderator's message - but not before I'd seen it and laughed heartily.

Like most things in this sad little AnonoLeftie's fantasy world, the normal meanings of words don't apply. Warszawa's inability to refrain from responding to my posts - even if it is just to post "****TROLL ALERT****(NM)" over and over again - has become evidence of my stalking.

Before they fall from the PoV message board we should attempt to preserve warszawa's crazed scrawlings for posterity:

• http://members.boardhost.com/DT3rd/msg/1174486586.html
  AnonoBoozer(TM): "And all because the lay-deez love..."
  Posted by warszawa on March 21, 2007, 14:16:26, in reply to "Re: An AnonoLeftie™ writes"
  
  "The thugStyle© CSS template was created on a boring train journey home last night."
  
  What a guy! Rustles up templates at the drop of a hat. Tells us all about it, regardless of whether we want to know or not. Wears, like, really, really cool shades. Posts unsolicited photos of himself in, like, really, really cool shades. (Is that a yacht he's on? Maybe it's his yacht!) Makes frank, unfrightened reference to laydees' arses. (Ooh la la! No prisoner of dull bourgeois conformity he!) Wears black polo-necks. Drinks really really really BIG beers. (C'est formidable! What a capacity he must have!) Refers to himself constantly in the third person. Whinges, anonymously, about other people's anonymity. Calls himself 'Thug'.
  
  It's like, really, really, really impressive, all that. (But not very like it.) I'm trying to think who he reminds me of.
  
  

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  http://members.boardhost.com/DT3rd/msg/1172310018.html
  10 characteristics of a Coincidence Theory Troll
  Posted by warszawa on February 24, 2007, 9:40:18, in reply to "10 characteristics of conspiracy theorists"
  
  1. Profound stupidity.
  2. Chronic mendacity.
  3. Inability not to miss the point.
  4. Primary schoolboy's delight in provoking irritated or disgusted responses.
  5. Gift for getting other people's posts deleted while his own infantile wind-ups remain.
  6. Incessant issuing of content-free blanket insults ("conspironumpties", etc.) towards people - Thompson, McKinney, Ahmed, McGowan, Meacher, "the Jersey Girls", Hoffman, Bröckers, Hauss, Levis, Ganser, etc., etc., etc. - who are infinitely superior to him in every way, and whose writings he has either never read or abjectly failed to understand.
  7. Inability to distinguish between insults and argument.
  8. Snideness/slipperiness/shiftiness.
  9. Inexplicably high opinion of himself.
  10. Dead scary user-name.
  (NOTE: Point 5 is the Coincidennce Theorist Troll's only detectable real talent. No doubt that's why he cultivates it so assiduously.)
  
  

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  followed shortly by another post because he'd lost his bottle:
  
  P.S. I don't mean anybody in particular by this.
  Posted by warszawa on February 24, 2007, 9:46:20, in reply to "10 characteristics of a Coincidence Theory Troll"
  
  Any resemblance to actual persons, living, dead or merely brain-dead, is purely etc.
  
  (Just as certain Coincidence Theory Trolls don't mean anybody in particular when they're issuing their incessant blanket insults and their childish wind-up attempts masquerading as arguments.)

I made him a logo to see if I could cheer him up a bit, but the PoV moderator deleted it and really hurt my feelings by declaring that it wasn't "constructive" :-(