9/11 Attention Seekers

What is it with these ConspiroNumpties™?

Is it me, or are they all mentally retarded fuckwits?

Question their daft theories on a message board and they are all over you like impetigo.

Make a point and you're a troll. Respond and you're accused of being a fucking stalker.

Here are some quotes that illustrate the Conspironumptie™ MO from the anonymous (aren't they always), fuckwitted and retarded warszawa at Persistence of Vision.

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  AnonoMartin makes not even a whiff of a hint of an effort to respond to any point actually made. Instead, he brays, he crows, he boasts, he whinges, he misses the point, he calls people names (even when they haven't entered the thread), he drags up past "triumphs", and when all else fails (as it inevitably does) he shows us unsolicited photos of his racing bike. What next, AnonoMartin? Holiday snaps? Old report cards? Tales of your last Rotary Club function?
  
  Instead, you might (for once) try to actually answer a question put to you: What *is* a "conspiracy theorist"? Go on. Give us a definition that's more than just an evasion or a playground taunt.




• Your posts are beyond satire.
  
  There is indeed no point, because it's entirely irrelevant. (As it happens, I think motor racing is the most boring and obnoxious "sport" in existence, so it doesn't surprise me that you like it. But it's entirely beside the point.)
  
  And you still haven't even *attempted* to answer the question, because you can't. Instead, you give us more of your snaps, more of your evasions, apparently expecting people to admire your social skills. It's just incredible.




• Eelpie had a message removed for calling you a troll; but you are in fact, and very obviously, a troll:



• Trolling (2): Posting derogatory messages about sensitive subjects on newsgroups and chat rooms to bait users into responding.



• - and you're a deeply boring and nasty and stupid troll at that; a playground show-off and winder-upper with nothing interesting to say about anything, ever. The topic of this thread is the news of George Tenet's multiple meetings in late August with the people named above. Of this you know nothing and care nothing - yet still you feel the urge to "comment", nastily and stupidly and irrelevantly. You fill up this board with piss-poor cartoons, dismal "humour" (sic), fatuous boasts, digs, provocations, holiday snaps, wheedling pleas for understanding, and constant ridiculous advertisements for your ridiculous self. On the very rare occasions when you actually post something vaguely resembling an argument, you simply ignore any responses that deal with that argument, responding instead with some infantile wind-up ("AnonoLeftie" /"ConspiroNumoptie" - geddit??!?) or with a photo of your latest spiffing day out at Brand's Hatch, Butlin's or Legoland.
  
  In short: you are a troll, and a chronic waste of time. (And to hear you describe anyone as an "Attention Seeker" is truly beyond satire.)

Odd. Aren't you supposed to ignore trolls?

Well, if you're fucking stupid enough to have to look up the definition of troll at answers.com then you're obviously none to bright...

Perhaps somebody can let me know how old warszawa is? I'm worried that I might be accused of taunting a child...